Wednesday, 8 June 2011

if you still have patience for vampires!!

Last night before I finally dozed off I decided to push my luck a bit farther then  Miss fate would have liked! I decided I should watch one hell of a romantic horror movie (complete package!)
I heard about this Swedish movie let the right one in , it’s a vampire love story of twelve years old based on a better novel, claimed thousand times better then twilight (possibly most movies are...).  I decided I'll apply all my trenchant criticism and meticulous observation, comparing the two!!




                                   twilight
               let the right one in
ROUND 1 VAMPIRY ASPECTS….

  1.                        guy vampire
                         girl vampire!! (vamp + girl= tearing guys apart!)
  1. 17 years ,(original age hundred n something, who cares? )                             
                         12 years ( ambiguous)
  1. Edward shows not even traces of vampire characteristics…no fangs, following a girl around (despo)
 she kills people (what else do you want?) her eyes shines, can't control her urges, looks gross with blood stains….can catch fire when exposed to direct sunlight
Round 2 reality check

  1. this one is a complete fairytales, even when his chest sparkles, I wonder which brand he used…Edward remained single for more then a century!!!!
  1. Its more about a guy being bullied and finding warmth in the shelter of someone powerful
  1. Howcome he could control his after urges, especially the way ,He reacted the first time…                                                                                    (if I drool once at the site of pav bhaji it will happen every time!)
  1. She visits him after a hearty dinner

So better movie award goes to 'let the right one in' (you need to watch the movie to unravel why its titled so?), its close to reality (obviously if vampire existed), tinge of sweetness and most of all it has no sequels  that make wanna puke….        
Wondering why I pushed my luck so far? Watched this one with mom, she hates my choices more then ever:<

5 comments:

  1. Wheres my share ov credits?? Dat diamond shining fair n handsm was my joke, I guess...copy cat gemini...although its bit better dan so so...

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  3. @piyush:- this post won't be complete without ur undying support, chup kar sagiiii:P

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