* A friend has broken up her five-year old relationship with her obsessive a$$h%#e of a boy friend and you want to sing Hallelujah! Don't! Mourn the one that's gone. You had no Say in her choices, however disgusting they were, sit on the sidelines, provide tissue papers and enjoy coconut water!
* Your cousin calls you around 2 at night, crying that she paid 300$ instead of Rupees while shopping online for a goddamn cap, you wanna shout "Are you fucking retard, dyslexic or what?" Don't! i did and lost my sleep. Sit on the sidelines, say it happens, Use the sun cream, (whatever SPF!)
*You could see matters can be resolved, easily! Don't you dare counsel, its so not your business! The view from the sidelines is beautiful, just observe.If you ever try to bowl, you'll end up delivering a no-ball! Don't be brutal honesty personified!
* how do i look?, never say 'could be better', even to a boy!
*Mom is always right!
*You never said 'fucking reek', it was 'reeking fug' or whatever that sounds less offensive to your ears. To whoever it may concern!
*As a teenager you have the perks of mood swings, Random daydream, ogling. Adults have the perks of grounding, financial cuts and authority of laptops.
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* Your cousin calls you around 2 at night, crying that she paid 300$ instead of Rupees while shopping online for a goddamn cap, you wanna shout "Are you fucking retard, dyslexic or what?" Don't! i did and lost my sleep. Sit on the sidelines, say it happens, Use the sun cream, (whatever SPF!)
*You could see matters can be resolved, easily! Don't you dare counsel, its so not your business! The view from the sidelines is beautiful, just observe.If you ever try to bowl, you'll end up delivering a no-ball! Don't be brutal honesty personified!
* how do i look?, never say 'could be better', even to a boy!
*Mom is always right!
*You never said 'fucking reek', it was 'reeking fug' or whatever that sounds less offensive to your ears. To whoever it may concern!
*As a teenager you have the perks of mood swings, Random daydream, ogling. Adults have the perks of grounding, financial cuts and authority of laptops.
Terms and conditions apply!
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