Loved fairy tales?? I know they screwed girls all over the world…so I decided to dig a bit…
The very first 'fairy' word came around Chaucer time in fourteenth century…it meant fairy knight or elf…
When these fables became popular, fairy tales referred to unusually happy bla bla bla…
I wonder why they let us read that crap? Wait for prince n all…so here I being very truthful wrote a fairy tale, very close to reality..hope my friends enjoy:)
Once upon a time there lived three beautiful princess K, P and R at a not so far away castle. Being witty and beautiful they were in demand,(have I mentioned its not for children?)
The princesses in order to protect themselves were gifted with a humongous dog by saint Bernard,(ring a bell?)
They named him 'busty'(it wasn't my idea…). One beautiful evening they received an invitation to the biggest wedding ever, the princesses were determined to find their charming prince there…in order to be groomed in the best way, they consulted their fairy god mother S.
The three princesses had to overcome their own set of problems.
fairy god mother s said,
Princess k need to forget the beautiful chest she had dreams about…(:P)
Princess p need to stop being over thoughtful.(:p)
Princess r need to heal her heart…(:<)
Anyway it was impossible, still they tried n when the time came…the whole castle was turned upside down.
Finally the three princesses entered the wedding, looking beautiful and splendid (hyperbole!). As they were about to began their exploration they were struck by a curse, the curse was widely known as the 'gossip curse'. Princesses forgot their aim and bitched and gossiped about every other princess in the wedding.
Fairy god mother finally did the counter magic and broke the curse.
princess r saw among the crowd the most magnificent creature, she cried to her friend "he is the one, I am telling you." (she said for the millionth time)
Princess p saw her soul mate, he was dressed in the most beautiful attire,
Princess k was confused with many.
The whole ceremony took place blissfully. To the disappointment of princess R bride was a powerful witch who was marrying the beautiful creature.
She saw the love of her life marrying a witch,(tragedy!)
In the meantime princess p discovered the beautiful attire guy was a dwarf(comedy!), so he didn't stand a chance, princess k dropped the idea and reluctantly admitted that night was a disappointment.
The three princesses sadly went back to their castle without a prince, resumed their freaking life at a not so far away land.
So here's the ending girls and moral too…if you wanna search the love of your life, look desperate and roam alone! (n no gossip !)
hahaha...
ReplyDeletewow rb got humor too...
enjoyed it...
waiting for more lioness...
;-)
dwarf??u gotta b kidding me!!;)
ReplyDelete@ppk:- rem the younger guy??
ReplyDeletethis is great perfect........
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ReplyDelete@piyush:- tu peetega!!!!
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